O No! Not another silly poem

[eugene]

One evening in October, when I was one-third sober,
An' taking home a ‘load' with manly pride;
My poor feet began to stutter, so I lay down in the gutter,
And a pig came up an' lay down by my side;
Then we sang ‘It's all fair weather when good fellows get together,'
Till a lady passing by was heard to say:
‘You can tell a man who "boozes" by the company he chooses'
And the pig got up and slowly walked away.

[Pauline]

I love your poems Eugene!

Really make me smile

Here's one we used to say as kids:

One fine day in Octember when the snow was raining fast
a bare footed man with clogs on came slowly whizzing past
he went round a straight bent corner and saw a dead donkey die
he drew out his sword and shot it
and sent it bow legged in one eye.



there is another but I can't remember it fully at the moment.

[eugene]

Thank you Pauline, your poem made me smile too.
However here is another one!!

They told him the job could not be done,
And if he began he would rue it,
But he tackled that job that could not be done,
and couldn't do it.

[Pauline]

That reminds me of:

Woody said that Woody would but Woody wouldn't would he?

I think that that's only part of the rhyme, perhaps you know more of it??

[hidehi]

SO WOODY WENT TO WOODY WOOD AT XMAS FOR HIS PUD.
WHEN WOODY WOOD HAD ATE HIS PUD HE WENT TO SLEEP IN WOODY WOOD.
THEN 3 BEARS CAME TO WOODY WOOD AND ATE POOR WOODY AND HIS PUD

gWIL